That awkward moment when Neil Gaiman wrote a Gollum/Smeagol slash fiction
“Oh, the preciouss, we takes it our handssses and we rubs it and touchess it, gollum….no, Smeagol musst not touch the preciousss, the master said only he can touch the precioussss…. bad masster, he doess not know the precious like we does, no, gollum, and we wants it, we wants it hard in our handses, yesss…”
LIFE. WHAT IS IT.
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